A Short (Sarcastic) Story
Once upon a time, there was one bunny and one blankie and they meant the world to a little princess.
Bunny and Blankie were best friends, they looked out for each other and they were usually found hangin out near the baby princess.
One day Mommy and Daddy decided to take the princess on an adventure to a land far far away, only they left Bunny and Blankie behind.
This was a really big Uh-oh moment. Princess cried and cried big sad tears. She missed her blankie and bunny so much! So Mommy and Daddy went out and bought her a new Bunny and Blankie. (Only this time it was Sheep and a Blankie, and they cost more than twice as much in Dubai)
At this point Mommy and Daddy naively figured:
More cuddly figures in life = Less tantrums
Unfortunately, mommy and daddy did not realize that the Sheep, the Bunny and the Blankie”s” formed a posse. A little clique that liked to play an unfunny and infuriating game. They called it “Hide and Mommy go seek”
With the Bad Bunny as the leader of their gang, the clique is getting really good at “disappearing” at naptimes, or bedtimes, or even dinner times.
Thanks to the clique and the fact that the princess only wants whichever member of the posse is currently underground, this is what my days look like!
The End of the sarcastic story.